How many days a week do you wake up and think, "I could really use a whitepaper right now?". Five? Ten? Worry no more friend. Fly your data flag high and proud, basking in the knowledge that your reason for living exists – and it has been comb bound.
Hey look – we have a process! That means we are completely and utterly legit. These steps are formed by fallen unicorn tears, each individually hemmed together by one million microscopic tiny lobsters. (The tiny lobsters always seal the deal.)
Many Fortune 500 companies brag about how amazing their whitepapers are. Are you tired of being left out of the party? Well, next time a fancy-schmancy captain of industry won't quit yammering on about his sans-serifs, you can plop your new beautiful whitepaper in their lap and scream "LET'S DO THIS!".
So your cousin's buddy designs a mean whitepaper, right? Well trust me, we give better whitepaper. No fooling.
If you're stuck inside some large corporation's headquarters, chances are you need to be reminded from time to time that real people exist. We'll talk to you (by email)!
You pay for the snazzy design, but you get something even better – beautiful printed copies of your hard work. It is like a very lame magic trick!